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06

Sep

Hello Blog World, I am ready to Fuck Shit Up.

My friends decided i should start a blog because i do the most bizarre things in the world. i often find myself laughing too loud, saying extremely inappropriate things, getting excessively drunk, stumbling into magnificently awkward situations, etc. so here it goes.  I plan on trying to remember to record myself on here after boozing, and telling super fun spontaneous stories. so holler at me and my motherfuckin tumblr.